Fractured Fairy Tails Project 2002

Mrs. Scanlan's Second Grade Class
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The Runaway Shoes

Once upon a time there was a black pair of size 13 shoes that were just made by a lady who worked in a shoe store. Later, a boy came into the store and bought some size 13 black shoes. When the boy walked out of the building, he put on his shoes and jumped. The shoes popped off, and they started hopping away really fast.

The boy said, "Come back, come back."

And the shoes said, "No! No! I won't come back because I'm the Pair of Shoes Man."

He passed a big, brown dog, and the dog said, "Come back, come back. I want to chew you up."

"No! No! I won't come back, because I'm the Pair of Shoes Man. I have run from a boy and I can run from you, I can, I can."

Then he passed a small yellow cat in the window of a house. It said, "Come here, come here. I want to scratch you."

"No! No! I won't come back, because I'm the Pair of Shoes Man. I have run from a dog and a boy, and I can run from you, I can, I can."

But the cat said, "I will keep you safe in a shoe box with some hay to sleep on." So the cat and the Pair of Shoes Man were friends forever.

The End

The Gingerbread Dog

Once upon a time my mom and I were alone in the house and my mom said, "Would you like to make a little gingerbread dog?"

So we got out the ingredients and started to make it. We put on a blue frosting bow and used M and M's for the eyes, mouth, and nose. It had baby blue frosting clothes. We popped her in the oven to bake and waited until my mom and I smelled gingerbread cooking.

My mom opened the oven . . . and the Gingerbread Dog jumped out of the oven. The Gingerbread Dog ran through the front door, down the sidewalk, all the way to the little girls' school.

The little girl said, "Come back, come back!"

But the Gingerbread Dog didn 't come back, she went inside and came upon Mrs. Scanlan. Mrs. Scanlan said, "Come back, come back!"

The Gingerbread Dog said, "Wuff, Wuff, I won't come back. I'd rather run then be your snack. Cause I ran away from a little girl and her mom and I can run away from you too!"

Then the Gingerbread Boy passed Mr. Swanson. Mr. Swanson was doing paperwork until he saw the Gingerbread Dog.

Mr. Swanson said, "Come back, 'cause I need to tell you something." So the Gingerbread Dog ran to Mr. Swanson.

Mr Swanson said, "Come a little closer . . . closer . . .closer."

Mr. Swanson caught her with a net. The Gingerbread Dog said, "Let me go!" But Mr. Swanson didn't let her go. He took her home on the bus. When Mr. Swanson got to his house, he got a glass of milk and the Gingerbread Dog. He ate her in one bite.

That's the end of the Gingerbread Dog.

The Little Gingerbread Man

Once upon a time there was a little old man and a little old woman who lived in a little old house.

The little old woman said, "I'll make a gingerbread man." They shaped the dough into a man. They used mints for the eyes, licorice for his lips, raisins for buttons, and icing for clothes. They put him in the oven. They waited fifteen minutes. They wanted to check on him. When they did the Gingerbread man ran out the window. The little old man and the little old woman chased after him.

The Gingerbread Man said, "You can't catch me because I'm the Gingerbread Man."

Spotted Dog said, "Come back, come back."

The Gingerbread Man said, "You can't catch me. You can't catch me because I'm the Gingerbread Man." He ran off.

When he was running he came upon a green bumpy frog by the pond. The frog sniffed him. The Gingerbread Man ran.

The frog said, "You can't catch me. You can't catch me because I'm the Gingerbread Man." He ran off into the woods.

While he was running he came upon a river. He said, "Oh no!"

Suddenly a bird came. The bird said, "Want to play Hide and Go Seek?"

The Gingerbread Man said, "O.K.". Then the bird went up and ate him all up.

The Runaway Gingerbread Monster

Once upon a time there was kid named Trace. He was hungry so he made a gingerbread monster. It was green, had black hair, and also brown eyes. The monster had a red tongue and horns. He was a hairy monster. The Gingerbread Monster is big and fat. Trace popped him in the oven and after he was done Trace opened the oven door. Pop! The Gingerbread Monster ran all over the house.

He ran behind the couch and he ran upstairs and into Trace's bedroom. He ran under Trace's bed. Trace ran to the other side and went under the bed too. Pop! The Gingerbread Monster ran right into Trace's mouth. The crunch, Trace ate the monster. First Trace ate the head and then the body. Trace went downstairs and got something to drink in a small cup.

Trace's Mom said, "Did you catch the monster?"

"Yes Mom, I did." Trace said. "He was good to eat."

"Trace do you want something to drink?" asked Mom.

"Yes!" said Trace.

"Do you want milk or Sunnydelight?" asked Mom.

Trace picked Sunnydelight. Trace quickly said, "No, I'm kidding. I want milk and four peanut butter cookies too."

Trace said, "Mom, I'm going to make another gingerbread monster now!"

The Gingerbread Turtle

Once upon a time there was a mom, a dad, and a boy who lived in a house in town. One day, the boy asked his mom and dad to make a gingerbread turtle because he didn't have any brothers or sisters, or a pet. The mom and dad said, "O.K."

"Yippee! I'll get the stuff," said the boy.

Then the mom and dad helped the boy cut the gingerbread into a turtle. Next, they decorated the turtle. They used two peppermints for eyes, cut licorice for a mouth, and a piece of string cheese for a nose. Then they put the gingerbread turtle in the oven. They had to wait until 2:00.

The boy couldn't wait any more than 1:50. He opened the oven and quick as a wink, the Gingerbread Turtle ran around the kitchen and out the mail slot.

"Forget about it," said the dad. The Gingerbread Turtle ran into a hungry dog lying on the grass.

The dog yelled, "Come back! Come back!"

The Gingerbread Turtle looked over his shell and said, "No way, I won't come back! I'd rather live than be your snack!"

Next, the Gingerbread Turtle ran by a very hungry cat chasing a rat. The cat saw the Gingerbread Turtle and yelled, "Come back! Come back! I have to tell you a secret."

"No way, I won't come back! I'd rather live than be your snack!" he said. Then he ran by a girl lying by a tree.

"Little Gingerbread Turtle, I think I could help you," she said. So the Gingerbread Turtle ran to the girl. Then the girl and the Gingerbread Turtle went to her house and into her room. She kept the Gingerbread Turtle, and they were best friends forever.

The Gingerbread Monster

Once there was an evil scientist. He wanted to ruin the Earth. He made a gingerbread monster. He had sharp claws, big teeth, and he was red. He jumped out the window.

"I will come back if you answer my riddle. What is my name?" called the monster.

The evil scientist guessed that it was Logan and he was wrong.

The Gingerbread Monster went to school. Kids at the playground saw the Gingerbread Monster. The children started to run after the Gingerbread Monster but he ran faster and faster.

The kids yelled, "Come back. We want you to play with us."

The Gingerbread Monster said, "I will come back if you answer my riddle. What is my name?" The kids didn't know.

A girl yelled, "Michael!". It was wrong so the Gingerbread Monster left.

The Gingerbread Monster saw a brown rabbit eating flowers. The rabbit said, "Come here. Come here. Come and eat flowers with me."

The Gingerbread Monster said, "If you answer my riddle I will come back and eat flowers. The evil scientist and the children were wrong." The children went back playing.

The Gingerbread Monster was going to the pond by the fox. The Gingerbread Monster jumped over the pond. The fox saw the Gingerbread Monster and said, "Will you play Hide and Go Seek with me?"

He said, "I will play with you." While he turned around to count, the fox was right behind him. The fox ate the Gingerbread Monster in one bite.

The Gingerbread Snake

Once upon a time there was a little boy that wanted a gingerbread snake. He got the ingredients from the pantry. The little boy made the gingerbread into the shape of a snake. Then the little boy decided to decorate it. He made peppermint eyes and used Fruit Roll-ups for the tongue. The little boy put the gingerbread snake in the oven. When the timer went off he opened the oven and the Gingerbread Snake sprang out of the oven.

It slithered across the floor and out the door.

The little boy said, "Come back!"

The Gingerbread Snake said, "No, I won't come back! I'd rather slither than be your snack."

The Gingerbread Snake bumped into a janitor sweeping. The janitor said, "Come here. I want to eat you."

The Gingerbread Snake turned around and slithered away.

The janitor said, "Come back! Come back!"

The Gingerbread Snake said, "No! No! I won't come back. I'd rather slither than be your snack." The Gingerbread Snake slithered away.

Then the Gingerbread Snake bumped into an old man. The old man said, "Come here. I want to eat you."

But the Gingerbread Snake slithered away.

The old man yelled,"Come back! Cime back!"

The Gingerbread Snake said, "No! I won't come back. I'd ranther slither than be your snack!"

He slithered away and no one ever found him.

The Runaway Pickle

Once upon a time a principal was getting ready for lunch. When he got his hot lunch tray there was a very unusual pickle on it. It had short legs and short hands and a green face. The principal ate a piece of pizza and the rest of his food but he did not eat the pickle. Then the pickle stood up and looked at him.

The principal said, "I want to eat you up!"

Then the pickle said, "Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the Pickle Man."

While chasing the pickle the principal said, "Come back, come back."

The pickle came to a classroom and the teacher screamed very loudly. Then the bell rang. All of her kids got their stuff and ran out the door. The pickle went with them. He almost got stepped on but he ran to the playground.

Then he went to the bus and he sneaked in with them all calling him. The bus driver saw him.

The pickle said, "Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the Pickle Man. I've run away from a principal and a teacher."

Then he saw a boy and the boy said, "Come here, come here!"

The pickle ran into the boy's lunch box and he kept the pickle.

The Gingerbread Girl

Once upon a time there was a woman and a man. The man said, "Let's make a Gingerbread Girl."

The woman said, "OK." They put frosting on her head for her hair, and put on a bacon mouth, and a cherry nose. They put M&M's for her buttons. Then they put her in the oven to bake. When she was cooked, they put her on the table and she got up and ran away. The man and the woman ran down the block to catch the Gingerbread Girl.

Later, a pig came and chased the Gingerbread Girl.

The Gingerbread Girl said, "Run! Run! And do a twirl. You can't catch me, "I'm the Gingerbread Girl!"

She ran and ran and ran until a kitty came and chased her. The Gingerbread Girl said, "Run! Run! And do a twirl. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Girl!"

Next, a dog came and said, "Come on. I want to eat you."

The Gingerbread Girl said, "Run! Run! And do a twirl. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Girl!"

She ran to a tree and hid up in the branches. Nobody ever found her.

The Gingerbread Doll

Once upon a time there was a little girl who lived in a house. She was lonely, so she decided to make a gingerbread doll. She rolled it and shaped it. For the eyes, she used olives. The mouth was icing. Her nose was a seed. Then it was time to put the gingerbread doll in the oven to cook. Click! The gingerbread doll was done. When the girl opened the oven, the Gingerbread Doll popped out and ran all over the place. She ran as fast as she could. Then, the Gingerbread Doll ran outside and into a white cow.

She said, "Run! Run! You will fall. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Doll!"

She ran and ran until she came to a kitten by a tree.

She said, "Run! Run! You will fall. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Doll."

Next, the Gingerbread Doll ran to a bush in the field. There was a bird in the bush.

The Gingerbread Doll said again, "Run! Run! You will fall. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Doll!"

Then the Gingerbread Doll asked the bird to help her. "Sure!" said the bird. "Get on my nose."

When she did, the bird popped her into his mouth and ate her.