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Fracturing The Three Billy Goats |
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A long time ago in the city there was three dogs whose names were Scratchy
and Pouncer and Bullseye. They were coming home. But a cat named Tuffy was
in the way. So Scratchy barked at the cat and the cat let him go by.
Pouncer nipped at the cat and the cat let him go by. Bullseye chased the
cat away. So Scratchy, Bullseye, and Pouncer went on home and never saw the
cat again. The End
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Long ago in the world of magic there were three fairies. One of them was
named Tiffany the youngest. The second youngest was named Rose. The oldest
was named Katherine.
"Hogwarts School has invited us to Hogwart's School," said Katherine.
"Wow!" said Tifffany. "Wow!" said Rose. "Wow!" said
Katherine. "Wow! Wow! Wow!" said all of them.
They started on their way. But to get to Hogwarts they had to cross a desert. But in that desert lived a wizard, a horrible terrible wizard. Sh. . .Sh. . . Sh. the first fairy Tiffany was almost there. But then the horrible, terrible wizard said, "Who is crossing my desert?" "Oh, it is just me," said Tiffany the fairy. "I am going to catch you," said the horrible, terrible wizard. "Please do not catch me," said Tiffany. "I am too small for your collection of fairies."
"Oh, I will let you pass," said the wizard. Then the second fairy Rose came
across the desert. Sh. . .Sh. . .Sh . . Sh. . .Sh. "Who is crossing my
desert?" said the wizard. "Oh, it is just me," said the second Fairy Muff. "I am going to eat you up!" said the wizard. "Oh, please do not eat me," said the second fairy. "Eat my biggest sis. She's much bigger than me." "Oh, okay. I will let you pass," the horrible wizard said.
"Thank you very much," said the fairy Rose.
Then the third fairy came. Sh. . .Sh. . .Sh. "Who is passing my desert?" said the wizard.
"It's me!" said the third Fairy Muff. "I'm going to get you!" said the wizard. "Go ahead and try!" said the third fairy. The wizard jumped into the air. Remember fairies are really good flyers and that's just what she did. She flew in the sky, so high in the sky, that the wizard's wand stopped working.
"NO!" he screamed. "Oh what is the matter with this? No one ever wants to be friends with me!"
"I am sorry, wizard," said Katherine the third Fairy Muff. "Do you know why
everybody is afraid? It's because you catch fairies."
"But they're not fairies that I catch," said the wizard. "They are ghoul toads."
Katherine said, "They are? Oh, ho! Sis, sis, come back sisters."
"Okay," called Rose. "Okay," called Tiffany. Katherine said, "He's not trying to scare you. He just wants a friend to show him how to get to Hogwarts School."
So the fairies showed the wizard how to get to Hogwarts. Dumbledoor was
confused. "What's going on here?"
"This wizard is back," said all three fairies.
"Oh, my greatest friend!" said Dumbledoor.
"He is?" said Rose.
"Yes," said Dumbledoor.
"I wanted him to go to lunch and he disappeared. You are going to be rewarded. You are going to be a teachers for the Dark Arts."
"Thank you so much," said Tiffany.
"And you old friend Katherine, you will have ten pot fulls of gold," said Dumbledoor.
"Thank you so much, old friend," said Katherine. And they lived happily ever after.
The End
P.S. I think they invited you to a ball. But who said do not cross the
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Once there were three mermaids and a shark. The mermaids' names were
Diamond. One day the first mermaid decided to go to the ocean to make
herself beautiful. But o get to the ocean the mermaid had to first cross a
net. Next to that net lived a shark. The first mermaid began to cross the
net. Swim, swim, swim, swim, swim. Suddenly she heard a bad angry voice
from beside her. "Oh, no, don't eat me!" said the first mermaid. "Wait for
my sister instead. She's much bigger than I and will fill you up."
And so the shark let her pass. Soon the second mermaid came across the net. Swim, swim, swim, swim. Suddenly she heard an angry voice from beside her. "Don't eat me!" said the second mermaid. "Wait for my sister instead for she ismuch bigger than I and she will fill you up." And so the shark let her
pass.
Finally the third and the biggest Mermaid Diamond came along. Swim,
swim, swim, swim. And she too heard a voice from beside her, "Who dares to
cross my net? I'm going to catch you in my net!" "GO AHEAD AND TRY!" said
the third and biggest Mermaid Diamond who wasn't the least bit afraid of the
terrible, horrible, shark. So out jumped the shark to gobble up the third
Mermaid Diamond, but before he could even get a nibble, the big mermaid
kicked him with her fin so hard he landed in a different ocean. The third
Mermaid Diamond joined her sisters in the ocean and they all swam to make
themselves beautiful.
When they crossed back over the net to return to the shore, guess what they heard from beside them? Nothing. For the horrible, terrible shark had found a new net to live beside and he never bothered the three Mermaids Diamond again. The End
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Once there were three kids: Jordan, Mark, and Jesse. They wanted to get
to the game boys but to get to the game boys they had to pass a three-headed
dog. One day the three kids went to the cliff. The three-headed dog ran at
them.
Mark said, "We have to think of a plan." "It looks hungry," said
Jesse. "I know," said Mark. "Let's go back," said Jordan. "We can't," said Jesse. "Why not?" asked Jordan.
"Because we're trapped. We will pass," said Jesse and Mark.
"Okay," said Jordan.
So Mark and Jesse were scared but they tried to pass and when they got to the three-headed dog, he said, "I will eat you!"
Mark ran back to get Jordan and his dragon. Jesse made it past to the game boys. Then Jordan tried to pass and the three-headed dog ate Jordan's dragon. Then Mark came and he had a light saber. He hit the three-headed dog and POOF! The three-headed dog turned into a one-headed dog and became their pet.
Jordan and Mark ran to their friend Jesse and the game boys. Jesse, Mark, and Jordan all played Pokemon.
The End
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The three jellyfish's names are Mat. The mermaids name is Goldilocks. Once
upon a time the three jellyfish had to go to school but they had to pass a
mean mermaid under a rock. The mermaid said, "Who is crossing my rock?"
The jellyfish said, "It is just Mat the first."
Then the second jellyfish went over the rock. "Who is crossing my rock?" said the mermaid.
The third jellyfish went over the rock. The mermaid said, "Who is crossing my rock?"
The biggest jellyfish shocked the mermaid and she died. The three jellyfish
got to school. The End |
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Once there were three fish named Kind who had to go to school. But there
was a pokey coral and his points were sharp. It looked like a toy. So the
fish used all their money and bought a shark. The shark scared the points
off the pokey coral and he never stopped the fish again because the shark
also ate him all up.
But then the shark was chasing the fish all over the sea and they had a new problem. They decided to buy a shark-whale to scare that shark away. And you know what? The shark-whale was nice and they got to keep her. The named her Whiskey.
"So now we are so safe," said the first fish. "Now we can be safe and ride on Whiskey's back to go to school."
When they got to school they found toys in the classroom! "Can
we get four toys for our pet, please?" they asked the teacher.
Mrs. Filer said, "Okay." "Yea!" yelled the fish. "Oh, oh!" said Mrs. Filer, "it's 3:30!" "AH!" yelled the fish. They all jumped on Whiskey's back and she took them home because they had missed the bus. The End
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Once there were three farm animals Hay. To get to more hay they had to get
past a magical electric fence and then pass their owners Mr. and Mrs. Filer.
The first animal whose name was Horse Hay tried to pass the magical electric
fence. It was nice and gave her permission to pass, so she did. Then she
had to pass the owners. They were nice and all, but would not let their
animals cross to more hay. "I'm much too wee and need to get to the hay.
Wait for my bigger brother," said Horse Hay. "Okay," said Mr. and Mrs.
Filer and they let Horse Hay pass.
Now big brother Ram Hay had to pass the magical electric fence. He prayed and prayed and it said, "Okay." So he passed. Mr. and Mrs. Filer were not happy but let him pass, too. Then they thought that their animals would get too fat and they decided not to let any other animals pass.
Now Bunny Hay had to pass. And now the magical electric fence said, "NO!" But Bunny hopped over the magical electric fence. The owners disagreed to let her pass. And the owners were too busy talking and so Bunny Hay passed them when they were not looking. And now they were all over, Horse Hay, Ram Hay, and Bunny Hay.
The owners have moved on to a new farm with new animals and a new barn and a new house. And the Three Farm Animals Hay live in the grass and hay field happily ever after. THE END
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One day little Filer had an idea, "Let's go to Grandma's house." "That's a
great idea," said Mr. Filer. "We will go tomorrow so we have time to pack
up." The next morning they were getting ready to see their grandma. The
first day, little Filer, Mr. Filer, and Mrs. Filer went to the ferryboat to
load the stuff into the cabin. They got out of the car and ran to the
ferryboat. The bell rang. It was time to get on and it was time to unload
from the car and load to the ferryboat.
Then the ferryboat went off until it went ten miles and it stopped. Little Filer, Mr. Filer, and Mrs. Filer went off the ferryboat. They swam two miles and came to a cave with big eyes. They saw that it was a shark.
Then Mr. Filer said, "Little Filer and Mrs. Filer don't worry. I'll be fine." Then the shark came out and Mr.Filer slapped his tail and the shark was so scared that it swam away.
The Filers were almost to Grandma's but they still had to swim three more miles. And then they were there. When they got in the house they were surprised because the grandma, cousins, and family yelled, "Surprise!"
They forgot it was their birthday. They had fish cake, seaweed ice cream, and clam candy. And after that they went to bed. The End
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Once upon a time there lived three dolphins. They were going to get
breakfast. But first one of them had to get the newspaper. Marsha got the
newspaper. She is the biggest one. Dolphy is the large one. Nancy is the
smallest one. Nancy is almost the smallest dolphin in the sea. Then Marsha
read the newspaper and it said, "COME AND GET BREAKFAST!"
"Ooh, that sounds good." But when they got to breakfast there was the Squiggly Octopus.
"HELP!" cried Dolphy. "AAAAA!" cried another. "HOLY SMOKES!" cried
another. "Who dares to cross my seaweed?" yelled the Squiggly Octopus.
"Just I, Little Dolphin," said Dolphy. So he let her pass. Then the
octopus said the same thing to Marsha and Nancy. They went together because
Nancy was afraid! You could see her shaking. Then along came Super Shark.
"I'm going to bite you!" Super Shark yelled at Squiggly Octopus. And he
did. The dolphins enjoyed a peaceful breakfast and they never saw Squiggly
Octopus again. The End |
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Long ago in 1982, there lived three little dolphins who lived with their
mother and father in the ocean. Their names were Lucy, Ragend, and Rebecca.
One day the three little dolphins went for a swim. They were swimming to
school. They had to get past a rock wall, and under it lived a big, bad
Orca. Most of all, you know that they had a little friend whose name was
Lucky. Lucky was a very good friend to them. Lucy was in Kindergarten with
Lucky. Now they are in the fifth grade. And the rest of the dolphins were
twins.
"Lucky, will you make a hole in the wall for us in the morning?" asked the
dolphins.
"Sure," said Lucky, "why?"
"Oh, we just want you to," answered the dolphins.
Lucky said, "No one can stop me th. . . ."
"YES! SOMEONE CAN!" said the three dolphins. "The big, bad Orca can and he
is very powerful. He is much too strong for even us and you."
"Well, I am still going to do it for you guys," said Lucky.
"You mean girls," said the three little dolphins.
"Oh, uh. . . uh. . . uh. . . yah," said Lucky.
"Well we are still girls!" said the three little dolphins.
And in the morning they went through the hole. Maybe we will be in trouble
with the big, bad Orca. But no they did not get in trouble. They got lots
of exercise for how fat they were.
So from then on they were in no trouble with the big, bad Orca. And every
day Lucky would show Lucy, Ragend, and Rebecca the way home through the
hole.
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Once there were three fish whose names were Swimmer, Flipper, and
Finny. One day the first fish decided to go to the coral field to make
herself fat but to get to the coral field the fish had to first pass the old
boat. And guarding the boat there lived a horrible, terrible shark.
The first fish began to pass the old boat. Slish, Slash, Slish,
Slash, Slish, Slash. Suddenly she heard a loud angry voice from below.
"Who dares to pass my boat? I'm going to gobble you up," roared the shark.
"Oh, don't eat me," said the first fish. Wait a bit for my sister.
She's much bigger than I and will fill you up." And so the shark let her
pass.
Soon the second fish came past the old boat. Slish, Slash, Slish,
Slash, Slish, Slash. Suddenly she heard a voice from below. "Who dares
to pass my boat? I'm going to gobble you up," roared the shark.
"Oh, don't eat me," said the second fish. Wait a bit for my sister.
She's much bigger than I and will fill you up." And so the shark let her
pass.
Finally, the third and biggest fish came along. Slish, Slash,
Slish, Slash, Slish, Slash. And she too heard a voice from below, "Who
dares to pass my boat? I'm going to gobble you up."
"GO AHEAD AND TRY!" said the third and biggest fish who wasn't the
least bit afraid of the terrible, horrible shark.
So out jumped the shark to gobble up the third fish. But before he
could even get a nibble, the big fish butted him so hard and threw him so
high that he flew up into the sky and far out in the water.
And so the third fish joined her sisters at the coral field and they
ate and ate until they couldn't eat any more. And when they crossed back
over the bridge to return home, guess what they heard from below? Nothing.
For the horrible terrible shark had found a new boat to live under and he
never bothered the three fish again.
Snip. Snap. Snout. This tale's told out.
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