Fracturing The Three Billy Goats

The Three Trolls and The Teacher by Connor S. Once upon a time there were three trolls. Their teacher was named Mrs. Meany. They had 500 timed tests a day with 300 math problems for 3 minutes, 100 problems per minute for three minutes! If they didn't get them they would get 100,000,000 spankings. The trolls wanted to stand up for the rights of math problems. So they ran away. One year later they came back and had a nicer teacher named Mrs. Manners. She would give them candy if they tried. And they lived happily ever after. The End

The Three Monster Trucks and Grave Digger by Ajay and Jesse Once upon a time at the Tacoma Dome there was a monster truck show. There was Gunslinger, King Krunch, and Wolverine. They were trying to get away from Grave Digger. They wanted to get to the other monster trucks. "We want to get to the other monster trucks," said Wolverine. "No!" said Grave Digger. So the three monster trucks made a plan. They wanted to be invisible so they could sneak past Grave Digger. It was nighttime. Gun Slinger decided to go first and Grave Digger bumped into him and tipped him over. Then King Krunch tried next. Grave Digger bumped into him, too, and knocked him over. Then Wolverine tried. Grave Digger bumped into him and tipped him over. Then they had another plan. They all got up and snuck through the back door of the garage and got past Grave Digger. They got to the other monster trucks. The End

The Two Knights and The Other One by Alec Once upon a time there were two knights. They were crazy. The Other One was cool. They all decided to go to the skate park. Then a dragon appeared. "Hello. Nice day," said Knight One. "I don't like you! I don't like skateboarders. I especially don't like knights!" roared the dragon. "Hahaahahehaaa!" The dragon froze Knight One. Knight Two came. The dragon roared, "I want you gone!" Knight Two yelled, "I'll do a magic tri. . . .ahhhaaah!" He was frozen. The third knight who was named The Other One came to the dragon. "I'll kill you!" roared the dragon. "Oh, oh, oh, oh," the third knight chuckled. He skated really fast, really fast. He took Knight One's and Knight Two's skateboards and his sword, made a sword sandwich, and slayed the dragon. Then he cut open the ice blocks and out came the knights. They went to the skate park and never saw the dragon again for he was dead. The End

The Ten Dirt Bikes and the Thirteen Trucks by Connor G. One day ten dirt bikes were going to try and cross the bridge to get to the racetrack. There were thirteen trucks in the way. The ten dirt bikes asked, "Can you move trucks?" They didn't move over. The dirt bikes just roared through them. Now the trucks caught on fire and the dirt bikes went over the bridge to the track. They raced. They ran out of gas. They stayed overnight. In the morning their riders pushed them back. They got more gas. They raced again. Black Back was the winner. He got a trophy. They all lived happily ever after. The End

The Three Fish and the Meany Shark by Davvona One day there were three fish and their names were Beauty Fish, Silly Fish and Hungry Fish. They lived by a ship where there was a mean shark in the ship. One day they were going to school. They were about to get over the old ship and the shark came out. They ran to a cave. Then a fairy came. It was a dolphin fairy and she said, "What's wrong?" They all said, "A big shark is getting us!" "Would you like me to help you?" asked the dolphin fairy. "Well, okay," said the three fish. The dolphin fairy told them, "First you have to find a pearl in a clam, then you have to get a gold coin which is next to a big rock, and then you need to get a key. Then you have to find a treasure box. Then the shark will disappear." So they went to find these three things. They swam and swam. They looked in twenty clams for the pearl. Then they tried the big clam and there it was. Then they searched into rocks and they found the coin but they kept looking and found the key, too. Under a clump of seaweed they found the treasure box. They put in the key and it fit. They opened the box and found lots of books. Then finally they had found all of the things the dolphin fairy had asked for and suddenly the shark disappeared. They swam past the old ship and swam to school. Their teacher said, "Wow!" and everybody go to have a book to read. The End

The Three Mermaids Pearl and the Three Jellyfish by Elizabeth Once upon a time under the sea lived three beautiful, marvelous princess mermaids. Everyone liked them except three big jellyfish. They were furious if there was even mention of any princess mermaids. One day the princesses wanted to go to the Royal Art Gallery. They had to get through the three caves of the three big jellyfish. The youngest mermaid tried to get through the jellyfish's cave. Swish, swoosh, swish. The jellyfish shot out his stingrays to shock the princess. But she was too fast and darted away. She came back when the jellyfish was sleeping and crossed the cave. The middle mermaid then tried to get through the middle jellyfish's cave. Swish, swish, swish. The middle jellyfish shot his stingrays but ran out of shocks. So the middle princess crossed the cave. The third princess and most biggest mermaid tried to cross the cave of the biggest jellyfish. The biggest jellyfish said, "You can't get past me like your sisters did to my brothers." She said, "Ha! You just think about that and tell me when you're ready because I am the biggest and strongest mermaid." The big jellyfish tried to sting her but she swished her tail and knocked him out. Finally all three met on the other side of the caves and traveled on to the Royal Art Gallery. There they saw Vincent van Gogh's painting called "Mermaids of the Deep." And they lived happily ever after. The End

The Three Knights by Garrett Once upon a time there were three knights who just got back fro a war. They had to go through the woods to get the castle. But they had to get through a terrible fire-breathing dragon. "WHO IS GOING IN MY WOODS," yelled the dragon. "Just the first knight," said the first knight. "I'LL EAT YOU UP," roared the dragon. "Why eat me? There is a bigger, braver knight coming. Wait for him instead," said the first knight. "Hmmmmmmm. Okay," said the dragon. Then the second knight came to the woods. "WHO IS GOING IN MY WOODS," yelled the dragon. "Just the second knight," said the second knight. "I'LL EAT YOU UP," roared the dragon. "Why eat me? There is a bigger, braver knight coming. Wait for him instead," said the second knight. "Hmmmmmmm. Okay," said the dragon. Then the third knight came to the woods. "WHO IS GOING IN MY WOODS," yelled the dragon. "Just the third knight," said the third knight. "I'LL EAT YOU UP," roared the dragon. "Oh, just you try!" yelled the third knight. He flashed his sword at the dragon and out came rays of light. The light blinded the dragon and he was scared. The knight watched the dragon fly up into the air and watched him go. Now all the knights got through the woods. The dragon was all gone. The knights traveled to the castle and got a reward for sending the dragon away. They all got magic swords and lived happily ever after. The End

The Three Fairies Muff by Harmony Once upon a time there lived three fairies Muff. The first fairy had wee little wings. The second fairy had middle-sized wings. The third fairy had huge wings. They lived in Fairy Land. There was also a nasty dragon named Stingy North who lived near by. The first fairy wanted to get past the dragon cave to get a spell book but the dragon said, "I will breathe fire on you." "Oh, you don't want to do that," said the first fairy with the wee little wings. "WHY NOT?" roared the dragon. "Because I'm the smallest in my family. Wait for my sister," answered the first fairy. "Okay," said the dragon. So the first fairy went on to find the spell book. Then the second fairy wanted to get past the dragon cave, too. The dragon said, "I will breathe fire upon you." "You don't want to do that," said the second fairy with middle-sized wings. "WHY NOT?" roared the dragon. "Because I'm the middle-sized fairy. Wait for my sister," answered the second fairy with middle-sized wings. "Okay," said the dragon. So the second fairy went on to find the spell book. Then the third fairy with huge wings came along. It wanted to pass the dragon's cave too. But the dragon said, "I will breathe fire on you." "TRY ME!" yelled the third and biggest fairy. "Okay, I will!" said the dragon. BANG! CRASH! The first and second fairies came to the rescue with the spell book. The three fairies turned the dragon into a nice dragon. They all lived happily ever after. The End

The Three Dirt Bikes by Joe Once upon a time there were three dirt bikes whose names were Bobby, Andy, and Joe. One day the first dirt bike Bobby decided to go to the dirt bike track to be World champion. But to get to the dirt bike track he had to cross two 4-wheelers. Bobby started to cross. Zoom, zoom, zoom. Suddenly he heard a quad rumble, "Who dares to cross my mud?" Bobby said, "Oh, no! Don't make me crash!" So they let him go by. Andy tried to pass. Zoom, zoom, zoom. Suddenly the quads rumbled again, "Who dares to cross my mud?" Andy said, "Don't hurt me. My brother's bigger." So they let him pass. Finally Joe the biggest dirt bike came to cross the mud. The quads rumbled, "We're going to crash you down." Joe said, "Go ahead and try." He found the deepest part of the mud and spinned his tires, spraying mud over the quads. The quads decided to find a different muddy place. They left the dirt bikes forever. Joe, Andy, and Bobby raced around the track and became the World Champions.

The Three Snakes Slither by Jordan Once upon a time there was a family of three snakes named Slither (all of them). There was a mean wizard Gandolf who was trying to kill a dragon that was magic. The dragon's name was Jorwin Wish. The wizard also wanted to kill the snakes but Jorwin Wish kept giving them wishes to help protect themselves. So that is why the wizard hated the dragon so much. The snakes were trying to get to the other side of the bridge to eat a bunch of worms. When the first snake crossed the bridge, the wizard said, "Who's slithering across my bridge?" The first snake said, "It is only I." "Okay, you may cross," the wizard said. The next snake came. "Who is slithering across my bridge?" asked the wizard. "It is I," the second snake said. "Okay," the wizard said, "You may go." The last snake came and the wizard said, "I'm going to kill you." Just then, Jorwin Wish gave the snake a wish. "I wish Gandolf wizard would die." And he did because Jorwin Wish flew off with the wizard Gandolf and the dragon's babies ate him. The snakes all crossed the bridge and ate the worms. Worms have protein and they made the snakes stronger and smarter. The wizard's dog then tried to kill the snakes. But the snakes had a new ally - Dragon Warriors! There were 100,000 Dragon Warriors. The Dragon Warriors fought for the dragon's knights. They looked like they were lizards and they weren't because they had spikes on them. The Dragon Warriors captured the dog. They made him their servant. The snakes returned to their den. Jorwin Wish flew back to his nest. The Dragon Warriors returned to the castle with their servant dog and they all lived happily ever after. The End